Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Randoms

I had my first Starbucks the other day…pretty good in comparison…its about twice as expensive though sooooo wont be making many trips there.

I am going through the freshman 15 again because I eat incessantly everyday – loaves of bread, butter cookies, chocolate biscuits, little almond-flavored sweets, ice cream – pretty much any junk food the kids are also eating at the time. And OMG these things called Speculoos – I CANNOT figure out what the equivalent is in English but the family has tried to tell me that it’s like a caramel cookie but they also have a jar of it that looks like peanut butter…so I don’t know exactly what is it but I am IN LOVE with it!! Dare I say that I like it more than Nutella…definitely bringing back multiple jars/cases/packages of this edible ecstasy.

I experience vertigo every time I go to the bathroom – there are no windows and barely enough room to shut the door

My window would have been perfect for Hitchcock – i have to admit that I love getting a glimpse of the neighbor’s lives…especially the cute guy right across the way that  I will someday say hi to from my room…

Je deteste les pepins! So apparently you cant find seedless grapes around here…I have come to loathe eating grapes for this reason – The seeds ruin the whole experience and it becomes very cumbersome to spit out 4 tiny kernels per grape – I got duped the other day when the mom bought what was said to be seedless grapes; however, they clearly had seeds as I discovered….I will be on the endless search for grapes sans les pepins!

I have never seen anyone iron underwear before…WOW…This is like double shock for me because I NEVER iron anything :/

Alien, Peut-etre?

Can someone please show me where I missed the memo that getting up before the sun was imperative for living in France??

Today I went to take a placement exam to determine my French level…yessssssssss…basically I had to write a short essay and then a longer one…easy.

I talked to the admin people at the school but did not register because in abt 60 days I will be ‘illegal’…eeek…hmm this sounds like a wonderful time to make my next sightseeing trip to the US Embassy….hopefully they will throw this pauvre Parisian bitch a bone

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Sunday, September 27, 2009

MP + Google

Happy 11th Birthday Googs!

Newest post on Monterey Purple is up!

Rankin

I’m sure I am way out of the high-fashion/photography loop, but i just found my new FAV photographer – Rankin. He’s known around the world as a leading photographer.  He has a very intimate style which I am definitely drawn into with his work. 

Go check out his website now! :)

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Beauty Book / Flowers / Ayami

Style: "Color tone - warm"

Blow Job / Dazed & Confused / Editorial / Beauty

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Le Metro

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I love taking the Metro…It’s like my daily dose of P.W.A (People Watchers Anonymous) Usual participants aside from the well-known walk-on-violinists and the I’m-poor-give-me-money-speech persons include:

The one lady that you watch get on and all that is running through your head is oh please, oh please, oh please don’t sit next to me…when inevitably she does…I like to call this woman “The Fidgetor”: You know something doesn’t look right upon first glance - older, slightly unkempt-looking, could almost pass for homeless but you know isn't because of the minimal amount of shit she is carrying…So she sits down and then your whole metro ride you are on edge because every 5 secs she’s moving around, fidgeting with her hands, changing positions in the seat, digging around in her purse – you offer an inquisitive, ‘do-you-need-some-help’ glance in case something is actually wrong and suddenly she freezes and looks your way frantically like someone has just cracked the code on her mental safe…so you quickly look away never really understanding at what the hell she’s doing while next to you which leaves you with an uneasy feeling of discomfort and sometimes paranoia depending on how many ‘cafes’ – aka extra strong espressos – you have had that day

Then there is always “The Creeper” who gets on the metro at the last second and hovers right by the door…so logically you would think that his stop is next and he just wants to make sure he is first off..but no…the next isn’t his stop, nor the one after that, but he still has his nose on the door window, clutching the handle, with just the slightest sway of nonexistent urgency anyway…

If it’s a good day, you will also run into “The PDA Couple”…who, being French of course, find it decently acceptable to flaunt their tongue strength and lack of spatial awareness between each other right in front of you…now PDAing isn’t really my thing and I understand that for some it is…but is it really necessary to pick one of the MOST public places to be an exhibitionist…its not enough to show us all while we’re waiting for the arrival, but once inside the stuffy, cramped, unpleasantly-odored sardine box, you have to continue to act like ya’ll haven’t seen each other since the war began…

Then there is “The Music Lover” – of which I have probably been guilty of being at some point – the one person in the car whose music you can hear even though they are wearing headphones and you are at least 3 seats away from them. Said person is completely oblivious to the stares from others who don’t really care but just want the person to know that their music could be annoying them so clearly they should turn it down…I’ve heard some good stuff so far though

Lastly, you occasionally get “The Other People-Watching Addict” on board in which case ya’lls eyes meet about 5 times per 10 stops which if you’re there for the long haul can get kind of awkward…Both of you, consciously aware of each other, engaging in constant eye-darting from stranger to stranger when you inevitably happen to target, lock, and sink battleship with one another...following is the split-second of recognition, then guilt of being exposed of voyeurism, and by the time the moment passes your eyes are already fixated on the next subject and you have recuperated until the next collision

It is also fun to see what everyone is reading too…I definitely need to brush up on my French literature, but for the most part it has been interesting to see what people bring…I have added Catch-22 to mix

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

We Salute You, Hailing from America

Who knew corn-on-the—cob could be so magical? I showed the mom how to cook corn in the microwave today (yes, poor form to the cooking gods but easy and fast)…it is basically the same as boiling them in a pot on the stove...

Apparently the kids thought this was the coolest thing EVER! I walk on water to them because I hold the key to all things mystical and American…They were like cats to catnip being induced into a psychosis of pure ecstasy

I made some banana bread the other day also because there were 2 rotting bananas lying around. It was gone in one day.  Guillame is obsessed with French toast because his family in LA made it for him when he went to visit for 2 weeks, so now he thinks that any American food is automatically better…oh if only he knew…and Amos is just entranced with America so of course anything that will get him closer to citizenship (and believe me corn will do just that) he pounces on immediately.

Can’t wait to introduce PB&J to them because that will be the apocalyptic end all be all of food’s Garden of Eden

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Side note: To make the banana bread I had was limited to which recipe I could use because 1. The family doesn’t have an oven – all they really have is a decent-sized toaster oven from which they somehow produce delicious beef and chicken dishes – I am convinced that there is a herd of petit chefs beneath the oven that steal the food when no one is looking, carry it down to their master 5-star kitchen, and cook everything to perfection before cranking it back up into our kitchen…2. The other prohibiting factor was apparently France does not have brown sugar? I had to run to the grocery to get some vegetable oil (because the family didn’t have any which I feel like is an American staple) and while I was there I looked for brown sugar – couldn't find it – sour cream – couldn't find it – and baking powder – couldn't find it…so i had to make a few adjustments to my banana bread. I also had NO idea how to time the toaster oven thing to make it comparable with 350F so i was also worried about that…BUT I must say that it turned out exceptionally tasty….those petit chefs came through once again…perfectly golden brown – perfect consistency – not too dry, not too moist…it was simply, well, magical.…Take that Julia C.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Bicycle, Bicycle, Bicycle…I Want to Ride My Bicycle

Today I went on a bike ride throughout the city…I just started riding with the hope of finding Montmartre even though I knew it was pretty far away.  My exploration lasted about 1.5 hours and sadly I did not make it to my destination.

+ side: I successfully avoided getting hit, honked at and/or hitting anyone! Yay!

AND some couple stopped me and asked me in French! if this street was the right one to get to Le Sacre-Coeur…I had no idea but I said yes anyway. I knew it was in that general direction…that counts right? I’m sure they got there……..finalement.  I’m just glad I looked French enough to ask AND that I understood the question.  I love passing by all the tourists and pretending I’m a native :)

- side: I have a feeling mon derriere is going to be very sore tomorrow :(

History Time

So the mom told me about L’eglise americaine. I was skeptical at first but decided to try it out today.  Yes, I went to church…one of their services fit into my schedule of 11am and even though I was about 15 minutes late, I got some God in me.  The 2 best things though were – 1. every Sunday they have coffee hour after the service – niiiice and 2. I took a tour of the Church afterwards and learned about it’s history.

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The church is international and non-denominational, but has Protestant roots.  It was founded by Americans, hence the name, in 1814 and was the 1st church to be built overseas.  The church was originally built near the Champs-Elysees, but they sold it to the Herald Tribune in the 1920s for a lot of money because they needed to expand. 

The church is 15th century Gothic architecture with many stained glass windows, 2 of which are originals made by Louis Tiffany – a famous glassmaker at the turn of the century.  The organ was crafted by the Beckerath factory in Germany and has more than 3,000 pipes.  This organ is only 22 years old, but the original organ is on display to the left of the alter. 

An interesting story: Apparently during the German occupation many Americans fled Paris; however, the musical director stayed and kept the services going.  So the Germans came after him and he took refuge in the organ.  There doesn’t look like there was any possible way for a person to fit in the organs from looking straight at it. But the director was safe, then fled to the South of France, but later returned.

The 2 Tiffany windows are really cool.  They were different from standard ones because Tiffany used non-traditional colors, multi-textural (is that a word?), superimposed glass with the faces, hands, and feet hand-painted in various thickness.

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These windows are classified as national monuments by the French government and they are the only Tiffany windows outside the US.  Right now, there is a Tiffany exhibition going on at the Musee du Luxembourg which would be cool to check out.

Cool Fact: So there are about 10 steel bars going across the windows which I thought were just structural…Well to some extent they are, but I learned that over time glass starts to seep and so with the windows hanging vertically for 100+ years, the top ends up being thinner while the bottom collects thickness…so they put the bars in place to prevent the glass from oozing…

The other windows are normal, but the interesting thing is that they were designed in the US, imported the glass from the UK, and assembled in France – this reminds me of a book I read by Sarah Murray, Moveable Feasts, which explains the globalization of certain foods and the extraordinary distances they travel before reaching our groceries.

Now the good stuff! There were originally catacombs built to be used to keep the dead, obviously…well they never got used for that.  So in the 60s, when the whole boho vibe was happening, the catacombs turned into a coffeehouse (I wish so badly to have witnessed that) where they offered live music – with one of the artists playing guitar being Robert Zimmerman a.k.a BOB DYLAN…..aweeeesome.  The catacombs are now used as the youth groups meeting area.

And my other favorite tidbit of history which has nothing to do with religion entails the 3 previous uses of the land on which the Church was erected:

1. The last thing before the Church was a trashy carnival.  Apparently it was crappy and unsafe, so the city was happy that ACP was taking over.

2. The church is built on an old tobacco warehouse foundation.  The warehouse was owned by a man named Jean Nicot de Villemain who brought over tobacco from Portugal to use it for medicinal purposes, especially thwarting migraines. The word nicotine comes from this dude’s name….cooool

3. There used to also be a Protestant cemetery at some point where the Church is – actually the church used to be on a little island.  And apparently during the St. Bartholomew’s Day Massacre (you know from 10th grade AP European history – worst class of my life – when Catherine de Medici, a Catholic, secretly ordered her men to go in the night and slaughter all the Protestants during the Reformation) all the bodies were dumped into the Seine and floated downstream stopping right at the tip of the island where the Church is now.

Wellll that's all the extremely fascinating and completely non-dull information for today.  I thought it was interesting but that’s also because I have a secret affinity for history and almost wish I had double majored in History & Art History….maybe in another life I say to Bruce the Buddha :)

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Mon Quartier

So these are a few pictures from my neighborhood.  It located in the 15th arrondissement – these are Paris’ different areas…there are 20 of them – which is mostly residential.  It is a nice mix of middle-upper class families.

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View from the front door

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My metro stop – Charles Michels

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A few blocks away from my house

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Up close

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La Seine

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The mini Statue of Liberty

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Radio France – apparently this building is famous because it it totally circular – but it houses alot of France’s telecommunications and media

Friday, September 18, 2009

Snow Globes

So as welcoming gifts to the family, I bought a stuffed animal wearing a “Virginia is for Lovers” t-shirt, a mug with pictures of historical places and a brief history, a book with Virginia facts, and a Virginia snow globe…

The first day I was there the mom left to run some errands and so I gave the kids their gifts –animal for Alma, book for Guillame, and snow glove for Amos.  Then when the mom returned she was like I got you something and pulls out a snow globe of Paris! That’s when I knew that everything was going to be ok lol. 

Then of course the next day, Alma break BOTH snow globes and gets the water/glitter all over the floor…not quite sure how that happened but I hope it’s not an omen that Paris & Virginia aren’t supposed to be together….

The Discovery Channel

Today was a big day...

I went on a mission to find Mary’s paintings that are being exhibited in a couple of cafes around Paris.  My first time on the Metro went very smoothly (once again this and the Tube totally beat out NYC's system)

The first place (Onzebar) was right by le quartier where she lived which I will coin “Little Allah”.  And of course it was closed on Sundays but I did stop in this place she suggested to get un café (Cannibale) and that is where, true to form, I found my first info abt Paris’ music scene…I am stoked to look up some of the artists mentioned and post them on Monterey Purple.

Anyways apres mon café, I moved on to the next place which involved getting back on the Metro…The other 2 places are in La Marais which has a lot of Jews and bourgeois…definitely liked this area and if I don’t find somewhere like it closer to mon quartier, then I might have to frequent it…it seems less crowded, more small neighborhood-y than where I am…a couple streets of shopping, a few very pretty parks (it reminded me of parts of Dublin)…

The 2nd café was packed with a line out the door for Sunday brunch…I made a quick glance in but couldn’t see any of her paintings up yet…I'll have to check back in a couple weeks…

The next spot was my favorite - Place des Vosges - this was a little square lined with cafes and art galleries avec un jardin in the middle (it reminded me of all the squares in Italy)…I went in a couple galleries and found some dope art.  Here were some of my favorites:

YellowKorner (mostly photography):

Kourtney Roy - this girl reminds me of a Missoni haute couture ad my uncle showed me that he liked:

 Missoni Ad in Intervue Magazine

Speaking of ads…my other passion…I really like Orange’s (aka ATT/Verizon) current campaign:

"Il y a internet…et internet" = There is internet…and then there is internet

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Another print ad consisted of a plain potatoe and then a Mr. Potato Head

Jean Dieuzaide:

Tableau de la faculté de médecine  - Real photo circa ‘68 in Toulouse

Art Symbol Gallery

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If I am ever Warren Buffet or Bernard Arnault-rich then I am going to buy this painting:

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I also tried to check out Picasso’s house but somehow it closed Aug 24th for renovations that will last UNTIL 2012...really?!!?…so much for ever seeing that…I also found Victor Hugo’s house but did not tour it b/c I am cheap

Café Hugo was the last place where Mary’s paintings were and so far I hadn’t had any luck, BUT when I found this place which was right in Place des Vosges, there were 3 paintings hanging up right in front of everyone! It was so exciting and I’m sure 10000x more exciting for Mary! I stupidly forgot my camera of course or moreso don’t have batteries so I couldn’t take any pictures…but rest assured they were there, they looked at home, and it looked awesome! Bravo Mary!

**I have since been informed that the first 2 cafes will not debut her paintings until October, so stay tuned for a future post about my Round 2 :)**

Thursday, September 17, 2009

L’escrime

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Yesterday was my first experience with l’escrime = fencing.  I took Guillame (11) to practice.  He has been fencing for 4 years and according to the teacher it takes 10 years at least before you can be considered a good…fencer? 

It is a difficult sport that requires ALOT more strategy than you would think.  Just from watching, it seems like everything is very systematic and defined – there are set rules, set stances, set plays with the sword in which the opponent has a set counter-play…Just from being there an hour, I learned a lot about this form of art.  Fencing is definitely one of the most underrated, overlooked sport around. I don’t know how popular it is in France, but in the States I have never known anyone to do it.

The building was SO cool…While I was waiting and watching, I grabbed a book that was lying around titled something along the lines of “Random but Elegant Professions in Paris” (you know, giving the behind-the-scenes guys some limelight) which profiled various people and their professions.  Le livre included people such as, the elevator operator for the Eiffel Tower, the lady who does all the speaking for the train stations (that ‘calming’ voice you hear when traveling) and the “Last Musketeer” – the fencing school’s instructor. 

It was pretty cool reading about him in the book while he was standing right there.  He was a PE professor, I believe, who started the school in 1971 bringing to fruition his childhood dream.  La salle d’armes (armor/weapons room) which is what it is called is located in the Latin Quarter which definitely holds a very antiquated, yet trendy aura.  It was my first time in this area and it’s definitely right up my alley…I think that I will be looking forward to Wednesdays more and more…

Anyway, the building is one of the oldest in Paris and the decor of la salle d’armes has not been changed since its creation in 1886.  Apparently it was always used for fencing/weapons/armor/whatever other chivalrous things Parisians did back in those days and has been passed down by only a few owners.  There were papers hanging on the walls from the early 1900s and metal tools and scraps lining the walls next to all the helmets, swords, and other paraphernalia (which I'm sure have actual terms that i am completely ignorant to).

Maybe one day I will get to see the great Maitre Jean-Pierre Pinel de la Taule in action!

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Amos

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Nickname: The Pistol

BEWARE: If you see him on the streets, take caution

Description: Dangerously cute, actor extraordinaire, and ridiculously persistent

Profile: This is Amos.  He is 4. He goes to an American music and dance preschool with his sister, Alma.

Yesterday while we were having the 'lunch' that he prepared, he mustered out his first phrase in frenglish - Kacee, do you want une cuisse de poulet? Bravo. 

When brushing his teeth, he enjoys using the tub as a spitting trough.

He is very fond of pirates and pirate ships.  He also enjoys Tom & Jerry and Mickey Mouse.  He wants to go to NYC one day and own a Hummer. Bonne chance mon ami.

Also as of today I learned that he had an accident when he was being born - apparently the doctor messed his right arm up during the delivery and was half-paralyzed until last year. His mom was explaining how he struggled alot to do certain things because his arm would not function right but he kept trying and trying.  Now it is better thank goodness but my heart does go out to the little chump, or should I say champ...

Monday, September 14, 2009

Le Grand Pari

Some friends of the oldest son came over last night and one of them told me about a new project currently underway within the city.

So I did a little research on Le Grand Pari and this is what I found...

Prez Sarkozy wants to change Paris, some say for the worst. At first glance his plans sound very appeasing to the general public and in the right direction for this modern, technology-driven era, i.e. more parks, a monorail going through the city, expansion of the city outward into the surrounding towns/suburbs thus creating small industry niches. Basically an economical re-vamping and social makeover of the city, which would entail combining the grandiose towns of Versailles and Vincennes, the more modest, simple towns, and then the lower SES towns such as Clichy-sous-bois. 10 architects from all over the world have been commissioned to submit proposals for the project. For all you engineering/architect/CAD lovers out there, you can check out their models here - some are pretty cool

Definitely an ambitious endeavor that has attracted a swarm of controversy.



Side note: I was reading some news about back home - namely Cville - and I came across a story about trapping a gray fox at Lambeth Field and subsequently killing it because it may have been the same rabid one that attacked 2 people. So of course the SPCA, who did the euthanizing because the only way to test for rabies is to examine the brain, is getting flak from pro-PETA-ers questioning their values, morals, blah blah blah….anyway among the many reader comments my favs were definitely:

"This is deplorable! Why do humans think it is okay to just exterminate anything that may or may not be a danger to people, or because there are “too many” of them?! How about we exterminate some people who are just taking up space?! And for Charlottesville to be so progressive and “green” - what the world?!"

"Why don’t you just interrogate it and find out where the sweater is [apparently it tore off someone's sweater] and then let it go? That should be punishment enough for his wild time on campus"

Haha classic. AND can someone PLEASE explain to me how this this was even created, let alone selling for $17?!!? REALLY?!

The King's Pavillion

I want to stay here whenever I come back and visit Paris in the future...

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Sunday, September 13, 2009

RIP Conair 1875

My hair dryer decided to die today going out with the sound of one last dying wheeze which ce n’est pas bon pour moi. So I might have to go in search of a new one…I love my hairdryer and it works awesome in the States and every time I go abroad I try SO hard to make it work and it never does L…I blew it up in Dublin and so my current one is a result of that and now this one has passed as well…it will be greatly missed

My goals for this week: buy a hair dryer, buy some batteries, and buy a phone!

These Boots Were Made for Walking

So I went on a long walk today and this is what I found:

1. The Eiffel Tower. That is basically my North Star around here…wherever that is in relation to me I can find my way home.

2. Sojade (http://www.sojade.fr/) - as I was walking sur le promenade of the Eiffel Tower there was some kind of ‘festival’ going on…I couldn’t quite figure out what it was - half of the booths pertained to health and fitness and the other half was ‘Made in Africa‘…there was also a big stage with music and public dancing

The important part of this is one of the booths was giving away free samples so if you know me I definitely helped myself - no language barrier will ever come btwn me and food - I learned that soja is soy so I guess I had some kind of soy strawberry yogurt….it was amazing! Je souhait que on vient aux États-Unis!! If not, I will be the first to set up a franchise for it… it is 100% vegetarian and probably vegan in this case since its made of soy…I might have to make a request when Nicole asks me what I want from the grocery next time.

Ps - I just had the BEST mixed berry crumble ever following camembert and the DUCK we ate for dinner…I’m pretty sure I got really lucky on finding a family that knows how to eat well and make it taste ridiculously good too…oh, it is also difficult for me to grasp the whole cheese thing as a separate course - last night we had some cheese and wine after dinner - ok fine that is dessert I know this, so tonight when we had the camembert after dinner I was thinking this is dessert…however when they were like who is ready for dessert??…I gave a mouth-dropping look of Moooore? I don’t know how people stay so skinny

3. Zara! I love having been deprived in Richmond and Charlottesville of this store…not that it is anything special but it just makes me tingle with excitement when I find one abroad…I think that I have been to more Zara’s in other countries than the US - maybe I should start tracking my travels with Zara thumb tacks?

4. I am still looking for the perfect little café to make my own, so I will let you know when I discover that buried treasure - I came closer today but it still awaits me…I did see some cool places that I want to try out though whenever YOU come visit me or I make a friend lol (I might be waiting awhile for the former so I had to include the latter)




-and yes i was wearing boots :)

La Langue

I think the thing that will take the most getting used to is that French do not have a verb for “to get”…I’m pretty sure 85% of the sentences that I form in my head when thinking about what I am going to say before saying it have the word ‘get’ in them. Where can I get some change? How do I get there? When do the kids get out of school? UGH we are so lazy - we have one verb for to describe like 20 different things and I don’t even really know how to define “to get” anyway.

But the good thing about this is I am forced to get (dammit) creative with the words…so instead of getting change - where can I obtain (ou obtenir) and get out of school = retourner ou partir or any of the other many different words there are for “to leave”

Sneaky French - A Little Social Commentary

So I have been having a few techinical difficulties with the internet around here but hopefully it will be constant from now on...if not I will post thigns in bulk whenever the connection decides to cooperate...




I forgot that Europe doesn’t buy into the Super-Size factor that floats corporate monstrosities like Wal-Mart and Costco, so when I went to buy some shampoo I think 3.50€ is a fair price for Pantene b/c that’s close to what I normally pay…but then I realize that I’m getting abt half the quantity…I guess I can almost buy into the better bang for your buck psychology that runs our society…

I have two opinions on this matter --

1. I need all the ignoramamus’ of our country to go to Europe (France preferred, obviously) to buy some shampoo so they can really appreciate what we offer in terms of more for less, instead of condemning our indulgent ways.

2. People need to use some discretion on what they make big (the Golden Arches come to mind and every other place that gets blamed for driving our bodies to obesity). Some things, yes, please give me bulk (Nutella - remember the jar I bought in Italy mom?, Extra bubble gum, tissues, shampoo/conditioner, etc ) but make them essentials…

Now the only problem is who is to decide what is necessary to deem bulk-worthy? Me? You? Big Brother? Marvin the Martian? Ah, zut alors!!


Semi-Side note: The dad explained to me more abt what he does (the 1st real conversation I’ve had with him which lasted about 2 mins….yesssss breaking records here people) and he finances digital equipment for theaters/films…pretty cool…he has connections with people at Fox, Disney, etc and flies to Los Angeles fairly often -- hmmm maybe ill become a movie star J -- anyway he is the only company of his kind in France and one of three in Europe

Ok the interesting part: I asked him why there is no other competition (it was at that moment that I realized I am an economist at heart…eeek) b/c going through my head was how does this dude have a monopoly on such a lucrative market?

His first response was b/c no one believed that the direction the world was going in was digital…so Mr. Mizrahi broke the ice 3 years ago and now has enough money to pay some quack like me to watch their kids …isn’t life grand?

Anyway he started his company 3 yrs ago when everyone thought he was crazy (memories of leadership are tumbling back) b/c he saw what was happening with the industry over here - I guess I should say over there, where ya’ll are…

Then I asked if people believed him now and he said yea and that he has the only business b/c the government has its hand in everything so it has been hard for people to compete…its not really a free market --- well damn that was smack in the face with global reality…how I have taken for granted being able to start any business whether it be something as stupid as a Sham Wow (totally had to get my Billy Mays tribute in there) or grandiose as the companies that feed the fuel for our obsession with bulk quantities and bargains.

PS - Be proud mom - I bought the Pantene on sale and saved 2€

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Day 3

Today I had alot of firsts...and not just particular to France...

Alors,

1. I ate a real fig! Kenzie, Becky and David -- this is insane that this happened right after we talked about it the other day and me having never had one...i know what ur talking about now in that the inside is nothing like you'd expect...i decided that i do like them and could eat alot of them at once just like i do with jars of pickles...mais non, take out the sugar and gross American preservatives in fig newtons and you get a delicious, gooey fruit that has just enough sweetness to melt in your mouth and mask the tiny seeds u don't know whether to actually chew or not (another side note for Kenzie, Becky, and David -- that cous-cous type ate at lunch that i don't remember the name of / didn't really listen to the lady when she started saying it was something foreign from South America - well im pretty sure i had it again last night at dinner...it was a different flavor tomate-based but damn good) I don't think I've mentioned but my family is half-vegetarian...the mom told me today that her and the dad are veggies but the kids eat meat and this excludes fish because that has been our main dish so far...the kids also drink soy milk...awesome i get a sweet mix of traditional french food as well as some healthy, organic diets or whatever u want to call this hip wave of nutrition that made places like Whole Foods, Ellwood Thompson, and GIY the new thing

2. We went to the Luxembourg Gardens today...Nicole (also my new best friend and mommy idol) took me on a little tour on our way...passed by the Eiffel Tower (still not real to me), la louvre, le musee d'orsay, bridge with the golden lions (Invalids Bridge or something like that que Napolean created b/c he felt so close and connected with all his soldiers when in reality it was probably guilt for dragging them through hell so he better give the peg-legs and the quadriplegics a bit of the legendary limelight...anyway the gardens were very pretty and i want to go back at some point

3. The gardens are where I took part in my first french kiss...but only as a voyeur...it was so typical...this 13/14 yr old girl and boy escaped a big public place with some friends after school then went off by themselves sat down beside the fountain and started awkwardly getting closer and holding hands and moving in...it was kidna cute but u can never escape the tinge of awkwardness lingering no matter how distant u are from such a romantic moment...

4. I am about to eat some Ratatouille - yes like the Dreamworks movie! Apparently Nicole can make it really well so I am all over that. Bon appetit!

Qu'il y a dans ta couche?

Lesson 2: It is easy to see why Americans are considered way more conservative as a whole than Europe, especially the French. Today our naptime story was "What's in your diaper" (hence the title)? Le livre went through all these baby animals asking what their shit looked like in their diaper...It took me awhile to figure out why the hell the mom would be reading this book to the kids but then by the end it was revealed that nothing was in the baby mouse's diaper b/c he used the toilet prompting kids to get potty-trained...yayyyyy!

Then later that day was my first diaper change and guesssss what was in it...haven't had to do that in awhile. Can someone explain to me why a 2 yr old is still in diapers?? I'm not an expert but based on my encounters with Zayley, who might barely be 1.5, has already started her training and by now is probably getting pretty good at it.

Also i wish someone could explain to me why the 4 yr old still has a pacifier - i think ive heard by 5, which is an extreme, if they still have it, it could start to be a psychological issue that needs to be addressed - i feel like by 3 kids start getting weened...

fun fact: the french think the english translation for pacifier is "dummy" havent heard that one before (i think the actual french term is titrine or something close to that)

Sniff Sniff

Lesson 1: Apparently rubbing lavender behind the ears and on the neck chases lice away. Interesting...so for most of the morning having douses all three kids the downstairs smelt like lavender. C'est bon.